"The only time to eat diet food, is while your waiting for the steak to cook" ~Julia Child
"Your blood type is Pinot Grigio" ~ Kelly Bensimon
"Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal." ~ Voltaire
"I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food." ~W. C. Fields
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henry Youngman
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for." ~ Irish Proverb
"Remember, fellas, nothing says: 'I want to get kicked in the balls' like a box of fat-free chocolates." ~ Don Swain
